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Billy: "Hey, what's this I hear about them finding the bones of an old English king under some car-park?" Jimmy: "Yeah, that's right.
Person: So, do you like any sports.
Pat: Hey, Chris. How's your new pet fish doing. You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.
An elderly lady took 2 stuffed dogs to the Antiques Roadshow....
Two brooms hanging in a cupboard and were having a chat and decided to get married They arrived at the church the bridebroom looking gorgeous in a long flowing bridebroom's dress and the...
A chicken gets invited to a real fancy dinner party. He dresses up smart in hopes of fitting in and making new friends. Arriving fashionably late the chicken enters and looks around.
NOTE: Calculators are not permitted when reading this joke. Please show your working out in the margin provided... An A walks into a C and orders a quantity of D from X.
One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi,...
A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and says "I'll fight anyone in here. Who wants a fight?" But nobody replies, so the piece of black tarmac sits down at a table.