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MelchiorJ13
MelchiorJ13

What Can I Do?

@Delilah The wars are over, Puns are done, I'm blushing red, To say I've won, Delilah put up quite a fight, With Stilton, Brie and Gouda might, I very nearly ran clean out, Of cheese puns to use in...

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Delilah
Delilah

Cheese Puns Take 2

#HappinessChallenge @MelchoirJ13 You say it's my Tinturn So here we go; You seem quite a Parmesan artisan Trying to put on a show But I'll chase you over hill and Wensleydale With my cheesy wit.

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