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Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
I wanted to be a lumber jack but I just couldn't hack it. I wanted to be a photographer, but I just couldn't picture myself doing it. I wanted to be a bin man but I'd be rubbish.
"I have a job crushing drink cans. It's soda pressing. Those Russian dolls are really starting to get on my nerves, they're so full of themselves. Just went to see a band called The Vacuums.
Why do bananas wear sun cream. Because they might peel. A man said to a horse, Why the long face?. Why are pirates called pirates. Because they arrrhh.
Sorry if you don't find these funny but i did although I find everything funny so… Knock knock: Who's there. Cows go, Cows go who. Cows go moo not who silly. Who's there. Howie, Howie who.
Q) What do prisoners use to call each other. A) Cell Phones. Q) What did the water say to the boat. A) Nothing, it just waved. Q) What did the grape do when it was stepped on. A) Give a little whine.
Q.Where do you find a one-legged dog. A.Where you left it. Q.What's pink and fluffy. A.Pink fluff Q.What's blue and fluffy. A. Pink fluff holding it's breath. Q.What do you call a deer with 1 eye.
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party. He had nobody to go with. Did I tell you the joke about the butter. Nah I'm afraid you'll spread it. Did you hear about the big tall wall.
Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes. A: no idea Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. A: still no idea Q: what do you call a man with a spade on his head.
"Japanese banks have been hit almost as hard as American banks: The Origami Bank has folded, and we hear the Sumo Bank has gone belly-up too. Bonsai Bank plans to cut some of its branches.
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3.