The Guy with the Tiger Tail
There was a guy I knew,
Who loved his frosties fix. Had frosties for dinner
as well as breakfast. The only problem I could see:
he took Tony the tiger too seriously...
Elderly Teenager
A teenage girl with elderly ways
This is how she spends her days
murder she wrote and miss marple on telly
Salmon sandwiches to fill her belly
Getting ready for bed at 7 o clock
A cup of Horlicks,in...
The Drill In Craziville
7.00am they wake her up. She has a wee in a big cup. They tell her off. More dribbles out with a cough. 8.00am she has a wash. Uses the shower curtain as a cloth. They tell her off.
Jayden
I met Taylor's 5-year-old cousin for the first time on Christmas morning. "Hi, I'm Carissa."
"Hi... I had a hamster last month, but then it died."
Oh. Pity.