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#justabitoffun *swearing Ya gonna hurt me.
It's fight night A battle of wit Mcdc vs. blitz Round one fight. 'Blitz I'm gunna destroy you, This ain't no normal battle, This is Capulet vs Montague.
I thought I'd see if I could rap A white guy rapping. Why not dance tap. I think I'd do better present wrapping. But fuck it, Here goes nothing.
@RebelCouture Yo Check it out It's fucked up Cuz i dont see either one of us budgin' Verse 1 Im with-holding my anger Though id like to be the strangler Of this punk ass little pussy's punie...
By @gazplend and @sjw So here he comes spitting shit about games His names glen but I ain't mentioning names You say ps3 is better than Xbox. Fool. You don't know shit boy. My Xbox makes you drool.
Hello all ye lads, The cute ones, hot ones and all the other fabs. The time for playing is now over, And the same for the game is far too lame.
Ok big alpha man. You don't have enough animal in you to fill a pepperarmi. Maybe you're a snickers cos' you're full of nuts you're just barmy. I may go around mewing life's not fair.
Warning swear words and stuff.
Ahh Fingers so glad to see you're messin' with the kiddies. Spose next you'll be scaring the lil' old biddies. Shit man you're messin with my lad and now the wolf's outside your door. Gonna play...
Round 2 of the rap battle with @melody Dude you didn't even link me in How to think you ever gonna win.
#smellody Oh my mate you just broke the limits And that calls for some special credits. Like all those funny higga words you debit You so said it Like a funkly little rebbit.
Rap battle reply for @Melody who challenged me :-) Warning. Swear words and sexual themes.
Don’t hesitate to state a rhyme. Be sublime. Don’t trip on time. You know it's prime. It’s your cue to chime. Chime and shine. Or you’ll be mine. I’ll be battling. I’ll be rattling. Spay them rhymes.