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patdolan83
patdolan83

Joke Write

#justabitoffun *swearing Ya gonna hurt me.

16 12 74 words
letslive1959
letslive1959

Mcdc Vs. Blitz

It's fight night A battle of wit Mcdc vs. blitz Round one fight. 'Blitz I'm gunna destroy you, This ain't no normal battle, This is Capulet vs Montague.

8 0 423 words
letslive1959
letslive1959

Rap Battle

I thought I'd see if I could rap A white guy rapping. Why not dance tap. I think I'd do better present wrapping. But fuck it, Here goes nothing.

4 0 110 words
ben_leggatt
ben_leggatt

Bully By Eminem

@RebelCouture Yo Check it out It's fucked up Cuz i dont see either one of us budgin' Verse 1 Im with-holding my anger Though id like to be the strangler Of this punk ass little pussy's punie...

4 5 729 words
gazplend
gazplend

Ps3??? Glen!!!

By @gazplend and @sjw So here he comes spitting shit about games His names glen but I ain't mentioning names You say ps3 is better than Xbox. Fool. You don't know shit boy. My Xbox makes you drool.

34 17 123 words
melody
melody

#Snarody

Hello all ye lads, The cute ones, hot ones and all the other fabs. The time for playing is now over, And the same for the game is far too lame.

8 0 193 words
iPuss
iPuss

Reply To Rap

Ok big alpha man. You don't have enough animal in you to fill a pepperarmi. Maybe you're a snickers cos' you're full of nuts you're just barmy. I may go around mewing life's not fair.

22 8 152 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Ipuss Battle Rap(1)

Warning swear words and stuff.

20 10 302 words
iPuss
iPuss

Reply To Melody Son

Ahh Fingers so glad to see you're messin' with the kiddies. Spose next you'll be scaring the lil' old biddies. Shit man you're messin with my lad and now the wolf's outside your door. Gonna play...

18 19 278 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Melody Battle 2

Round 2 of the rap battle with @melody Dude you didn't even link me in How to think you ever gonna win.

20 12 326 words
melody
melody

You're On

#smellody  Oh my mate you just broke the limits And that calls for some special credits. Like all those funny higga words you debit You so said it Like a funkly little rebbit.

20 3 255 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Melody's Game

Rap battle reply for @Melody who challenged me :-) Warning. Swear words and sexual themes.

18 8 249 words
afghanacid
afghanacid

Protect Your Chest

Don’t hesitate to state a rhyme. Be sublime. Don’t trip on time. You know it's prime. It’s your cue to chime. Chime and shine. Or you’ll be mine. I’ll be battling. I’ll be rattling. Spay them rhymes.

16 0 85 words