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I'm up at the crack of dawn, My head it is quite torn, As to whether to stay in bed, Or get up and clear my head. If I get out now I can wash my hair, But can I be bothered, do I care.
I was in bed the other night, when I found myself needing to use the toilet. Now, I'm talking about 3 in the morning. It's a god awful moment.
Waking up thus early, Cursing as I do, Wishing I could sleep more, Gaze at the alarm clock with rue.
I swear I'm just unlucky, It's disheartening to know, I'm really badly jinxed, It really is poor show.
I was in a predicament Rushing into the loo I went I sit for what seems eternity It's ok it was just a long wee Then I look to my right Oh no this can't be right No loo roll yet again I'm sat there...