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1 FINE- This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up 2. NOTHING - means something and you need to be worried 3.
Omg. What an eventful night, at 4am just got to sleep then woke with a fright. BOOM. was the sound that greeted my ears, It even woke Poppie and reduced her to tears. And where was my guy.
@Tiia From the other side, a companion for 'Does my bum look big in this?' Hair, jeans, shoes and a shirt Done while you're choosing a skirt 'Are you ready?' 'No I'm not' She's foundationing a...
I asked you how much you loved me, And as your lips spread in to a grin, You told me that you love me more, Than a kangaroo loves bouncin'.
#acorns My vows to you And I hope they'll stay true.
#augustwriteaday A sorceress in the kitchen Hostessing skills just great All very well when you're in there When you're done it ain't so great It's like a bloody bomb site Oh the culinary debris.
My vows to you And I hope they'll stay true.
I have a little confession I have a naughty streak I am a bit of a flasher I like to show my cheeks.
*WARNING* pure filth I have a lovely boyfriend He's kind and sweet to me He likes the things I like Guess it was meant to be But now and then I wonder If I want to lay my head On my lovely fluffy...
#houshold There once was a man called Mike Who really hated his wife; He despised her so But she wouldn't go, Said they were married for life.
Womans poem, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.
Yep folks it's that time again...I'm on the period aka The Blob, On, The Usual or as I like to call it My Monthly Friend and Hubbies Nemesis.
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I...
Dedicated to @leelee101 So my good friend Lee Gave a challenge to me Read on with a smile (this may take me a while!) May I just add before I start..
Warning. Sexual references.
As I lay here, 'au naturelle' Waiting for the morning bell Something's wrong, I'm not that old Tell you what, I'm bloody cold I look across, you're alright You've been tucked in half the night And on...
What is with women getting so pissed about men not putting the toilet seat down. No need to get huffy about it or support a silly frown. Maybe you should have considered that he has been sweet.
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says "Hun I need you to come round, there's this puzzle of a cockerel I'm doing and it's impossible!".
Two women are chatting in an office. Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?" Woman 2: "Yes. "Woman 1: "Was it good?" Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster...
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.
It seems my life has been overtaken, By a force so strong it's left me shaken I'm not talking fear or love this time, But an unsettling urge to make everything rhyme I can't even take a bloody...
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
I see him… oops he's looking at me. Turn away quickly… growl to late. He's smiling. Awe. Giggles. Of course he's smiling though. He's my boyfriend. He promises he loves me and will forever.
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks.