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16+ Hope you guys and girls haven't forgotten what today is. It's a national day, and time for all you girls to do the bizz.
Dear reality,. It's not me,. It's you,. I think you'll agree,. That we're pretty much through,. You're demanding,. And stressful,. I think we've both changed,. Now the honeymoon's over,.
I need you like a hole in the head I'd rather be sick in my bed I need you like an enema Do you hear me...huh.
Do Or Don't If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
50 shades of grey.
Ooooo I might get it in the neck over this one, depending on your gender I suppose :) 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2.
Dear Tech Support: Years ago I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.