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Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Eventually, everything and everyone will die. Except that dude.-> he gets to live forever.
Me. How does Moses make tea. Dude. I don't know Me. Hebrews it Dude. Jew kidding me?. Me. No Israeli how he does it Dude. *lol face*.
A drunk staggered out of a bar and ran into two priests and said to the first priest:. "I'm Jesus Christ!" And the priest replied:.
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St.
Worst apocalypse ever.
Person: You know what the problem is with this country. Lazy kids. Me: Amen to that. Another person: Preach it girl!.
Christians, going to heaven since their religion was invented..
Dear Born Again Christians; Please tell archaeologists exactly where you found Jesus..
Teacher: it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human. Little girl: what about the one that swallowed Jonah. Teacher:no, whales throats are to small to swallow a person.
God asked Moses to come forth he tripped and came fifth....
I figured out why Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Hallowe'en, I guess they don't like random people coming up and knocking on their doors. Anonymous.
(I don't mean to offend anyone by this in any way :) ) A nun is teaching her Sunday school class and a little girl is sitting in the front of the class.
I was shocked, confused, bewildered as I entered heavens door. Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or it's decor. But it was the folks in heaven who made me splurged and gasp....
Two nuns arrive at Heaven's gates and are met by St Peter. He tells them that to gain entry to Heaven they must each answer a question correctly. The nuns look confused but go along with it.
(If you are a strong catholic or Christian I would not recommend reading this, if you do I mean no offence) A magazine wrote an article from when the Pope visited.
How do you make Holy Water. Boil the hell out of it..
God must of made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve on how to make Adam.
Religion!.
Boys: "We rule because God made us first. God made you girls last!" Girl: "Well obviously God made a rough draft before a final copy.".
Just to warn you that this joke is a little racist and I hope it don't offend anyone. :) Three people were in a car.
When God finished the creation of Adam, he stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!".
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers:.
What do you call a nice Paki. AsIf.