White Smoke
+16 : not one for those excited by the papal erections.. Sorry I mean elections.. _____ Pope on a rope in a haze of white smoke, Bashing the bishop in a conclave of slaves to a joke.
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+16 : not one for those excited by the papal erections.. Sorry I mean elections.. _____ Pope on a rope in a haze of white smoke, Bashing the bishop in a conclave of slaves to a joke.
Christianity teaches that God (an invisible man who lives in the sky) sentenced his only son to horrendous torture and then an agonising death just because a talking snake persuaded a woman to eat an...
16+ .. Some might be offended by truth... The righteous mourn as a nazi pope retires, A bridge 'tween god and man everyone admires.
All the snakes are in the zoo, Pope Benedict All the dumb hippos are shut away, Pope Benedict All the toads are asleep, Pope Benedict All the birds are in their cages, Pope Benedict All the rats have...
#prayerhands "God Hates Fags!" reads the sign that I wave. Do you seem shocked. It's attention I crave. Picketing funerals where families mourn; At their deepest sorrow, I offer them scorn.
When it comes to sexuality, You're as biased as you are pious. Still I try to understand your mentality; Doesn't the Bible TEACH morality. Leviticus describes agony, Punishment through human tragedy.
Just a blog with some random questions I have came across and my own answers. 1) Evolution can not be, simply because there are monkeys today. - Monkey and man evolved from a common ancestor.
I think I'll be ready to start the new testament in time for Xmas, how apt. Here's some more ponderings on the old testament..
#prayerhands It seems the most peculiar, odd coincidence (So much so I admit, I feel quite suspicious) That your loving god hates everything you fear And tells you so in voices that only you can...
Gays are the reason so many die in wars, those without supposed sin often implore, Liberals will all die, they will burn in hell, From their lips they will say, "This is what Jesus would tell".
Jesus was never a carpenter, for Jesus was never born. Just a vessel of herd conformity, To ensure that sheep are shorn. Jesus was never my saviour, common sense knows I wasn't there.
I've noticed a few flaws, Within a certain book... And it's made me wonder What other nonsense's been took. You preach about one thing, But then you do another... Is this all just a facade.
*sung to the tune of.... Onward Christian soldiers, What the hell are they. Half the church is bent now, The other half is gay. Abuse in Ireland and in Rome, That can't be heaven sent.
Religion was a story created by the Bourgeoisie (ruling class) to stop the Proletariat (working class) from rebelling because they were the ones spending hours and hours a day toiling in the fields...