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A priest was on his way to church when his car ran out of gas. He was in the middle of nowhere with no gas station around. His phone wouldn't get any reception.
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
This is a funny thing for Christians, these are common scenarios made modern. 1 the last supper is now the last sleepover where Jesus and his disciples play truth or dare on peters I-pod.
No offence to religious people but if you saw him you would stop in your tracks too. True story Now I believe in the return of The Lord.
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave.
(in no particular order) Witch one Is right for you. Christianity: As mentioned before, this is not a religion for pussies, and I must add, Roman/catholic, protestants etc. fall in this category.
Three blonde nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day.
As well as being physically attractive and extremely good at acting, Katherine Heigl is also the Patron Saint of the Mormons. Scientology was invented by Old Mother Hubbard God hates vegetarians...
This is an old joke. Mother superior was taking a bath when a sister knocked on her door, "Mother superior there is a blind man to see you".
PaddyIrishMan,PaddyEnglishMan,and PaddyScottishMan heard that God was angry at the people of the modern world and was going to create another great flood.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.
Two nuns arrive at Heaven's gates and are met by St Peter. He tells them that to gain entry to Heaven they must each answer a question correctly. The nuns look confused but go along with it.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.
In the Aberdeenshire countryside a man enters the local Catholic Church and at confessional says to the Priest, "Faither, it has been one month since my last confession, and I've sinned wi Fannie...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest asked.
A Rabbi and a Priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.
There was a girl who had sinned in her life, and when she died god said " you have sinned in your life but I'm going to let u go to heaven if u do one thing." " anything, what should I do?" " u have...
Three Nuns die in a car crash and go to see St Peter at the Pearly Gates.