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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis, he said,...
Glenisim is my new religion, I promote love, faith and life. You can join me too, but you have to have a wife. I will be the father, you must give me all your coin.
In her American radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
"God is Love (and love ain't cheap)" Whisper bishops, pockets deep. "Maybe we can't prove this story, But it's cash that shows His glory." Love is God, so don't lose faith. You deserve a perfect...
A tourist holidays in good old Blighty. He shouts out "Jesus Christ oh mighty". Sees a man changed into a woman. While the women chase Hollywood perfection. He came here to see the historical sights.
(If you are a strong catholic or Christian I would not recommend reading this, if you do I mean no offence) A magazine wrote an article from when the Pope visited.
MIRACLE AT McDONALDS THE FACE OF CHRIST ON A SLICE OF TOAST MINUS THE FATHER AND HOLY GHOST. DREW E.BAY BIDS FROM COAST TO COAST. THE FACE OF CHRIST ON A PIECE OF TOAST.
Yesterday, federal warrants were issued and afterward served at numerous churches, mosques, synagogues and other places of worship throughout the country in an effort to locate, arrest and,...
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe.
The face of Christ on a slice of toast Minus the Father and Holy Ghost Drew E bay bids from coast to coast The face of Christ - on a piece of toast Mohammed in some well chewed gum Sold for a vast...