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A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
There's a clerk in a store, And if you enter the door, He will scream at your face, Then your heart will race.
Clocks. Clocks here. Get your clocks. Never get stuck looking at the sun again. £5 for one clock or £10 for two. Sale ends tomorrow at 3:57pm sharp- don't miss out, get your clocks today.
Tesco night boys tesco night boys Food fights and making noise Petes looking for his bike on his hands and knees Guarantee it's hanging from the roof or in the deep freeze Johns riding his motorbike...
On Monday a blonde went to a shop and asked a shop assistant how much that was the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes".