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#sourkraut Dear Mercedes Bastard What a lovely car that is I got a really, really close butchers at it this morning in my rear view mirror...
Excuse me I'd like to say, But are you waiting for Christmas Day. The car in front of you has gone, Round the round about and away.
It was dark, and I'd been stuck behind him for about five minutes, but it felt like forever.
If you block my drive again You'll be in a world of pain. How hard is it to see Your completely blocking me.
#rant I'm afraid that I must Leave you in my dust For I do not heed The limits on speed I don't really care If you're even there Check out my curves As I cause you to swerve It's a joy and a...
Think it's funny to cut me up. I'm chasing you boy,what's up.
So, I've just had a phone call And I can't believe this is true But the woman who drove into me Is putting a claim through...!!. They asked for my insurance I swear I couldn't speak..
Now before I put thumb to screen. Please listen to what I mean. Before saying I'm sexist and narrow minded. I have been witness to many acts, Im reminded. I'm afraid some of the fairer sex out there.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck,and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.