My Life Off The Grid
When we all get yanked off the grid By some natural disaster or some hacker named Sid Im heading out east To live off the land When there's no more cell phones, appliances or heat When ice boxes...
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When we all get yanked off the grid By some natural disaster or some hacker named Sid Im heading out east To live off the land When there's no more cell phones, appliances or heat When ice boxes...
#opussweeklychallenge There once was a man named Flynn Who wouldn't let anyone in His doors remained locked Bolted, barricaded, blocked As if opening them would be a sin A pretty young maiden named...
She's up early in the morn, Then gets ready to adorn, She rushes down to the door, A Valentine's card she does implore. But there's no card upon the mat, 'Now isn't he a little rat.
#acrostic Proud little Lizzy Resourceful, yet slightly Idiotic in her Declaration of dislike for that Eminent bachelor, Darcy And Darcy, Not eager to be left out Declared back profusely.
#acrostic So you seem to believe it's tonight, you say Even though the sky's five hundred shades of grey. Don't you delight in passionate array Usual suspect with devilish ways.
No really Doctor, it's not as it sounds, Although you implied we were fooling around. I had only been gone for a few days, But we're still in that initial starry~eyed phase.
#acrostic~ish. Searching for the one, I wanted the cream of the crop. Only this time last week, I let my standards drop. Under the mistletoe we kissed, she really was a minger.
A man approached a woman with mistletoe, Asked her to kiss him under it, but "NO!". She vehemently refuses, he's got no chance, So he asks her instead if she wants to dance.
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So I went out on a date last night. Yes people I actually went out on a date. Now for those of you that know me are well aware of how I feel when it comes to dating, and boys blah blah blah.
The dresses in your wardrobe tell a story. but never a tale of your own wedding glory. Addicted to the weddings, a true romantic. With every tiny detail your so pedantic.
#household He decided to go on a date To find himself a mate He got details from That match.
This one's mainly just kissing and romantic lazy stuff hehe :) short and sweet x I woke up with a smile on my face. I bet I'd been smiling in my sleep too. It must have been early. Around eight...
Woke up to this as a note stuck to my face, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!: Turns out you're not the only English fanatic, Your phone password; wasn't that hard to crack it, Saw your story...
The glint in her eye, Her legs went sky high, when I met the key to my heart. I knew from that moment, as quick as it was, that no more I could openly fart.
Warning. Sexual references.
Walking down the street I see her once again Petite pretty girl whose face is always in my brain Long dark hair,with stunning green eyes Every time I see her I act like its a surprise.
Ok this is it. Been plucking up the courage for an hour. She keeps glancing over. I gotta go for it. I have to speak to her. I need to know the answer. Come on,you can do it.
Dedicated to sjw. Vienna señorita such a Beautifull girl. An amazing dancer see her twist and twirl. A girl so rare it's true to say. She'll brighten your mood and make your day.
A moonlight serenade is something I could never do Nor romantic dinner 'cos I'm skint, can't pay for two I can't buy you new outfits, I'm banned from all the shops 'Cos when I try to pay for them my...
People all say that rom-coms are so cheesy but I'm not ashamed to say that I want those movie moments. I want Heath Ledger running across bleachers singing 'can't take my eyes off you'.
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right...
I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.
Young Noah: [while hanging from the Ferris Wheel] Will you go out with me. Young Allie: What. No. Young Noah: No.... Young Allie: No. Young Noah: Why not.