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"A moa with a mower Is a fine and dandy thing." Said the man before me, Who made my doorbell ring. "A moa with a mower. Don't be so absurd.
A well dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "Are you nuts.
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
A confident salesman walks into a house, pours dirt onto the floor, and says to the shocked woman who lives in the house: "if this vacuum cleaner can't clean away this dirt.