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Did you fall down the stairs. – no, I wanted to kiss the steps. Have you been robbed. – no, I gave them my valuables and they ran away in happiness. Did you take a bath.
An early Xmas present. He won't be here tomorrow I'll wave him off tonight And feel no pang of sorrow It's just a quiet life A bit of solitude I seek But he's been a royal pain All. Bloody. Week.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
(Profanity warning). I'm ok. Nothing effects me. I have no real feelings. Just a head on a body. I'm just fine. Your lies had no impact. I'm just the joker. Who's heart can't be cracked.
#ThatSoundsLike #sarcastic Yes, I would love to join you, For a cup of water tea, Yes, oh, don't forget to leave the tea bag, Out for you and me. Oh, just go ahead, I know I shouldn't.
Omg guys my followers are soaring into the sky come on peeps I need 1000 followers so close only 979 away :D #sarcasm.
You call me up at 5am Tell me that you can't work today, You've hurt your ankle. You think it's a sprain. You're son is ill, Oh what a pain. Your dog ate your rota.
Inspired by Shania Twain damn she's awesome!. Think your special, think your something else. Some kind of hero that saves, swoons and melts. Coming gracefully and sweeping damsels off their feet.
Dear Sir I never meant to cause offence. When I said you were as boring as an unpainted fence. Dear Sir I didn't try to offend. When I said your boring chat drives me round the bend.
Person 1: Hey Are you awake. Person 2: Why do people always ask that question.
How to's: How to tell if a video is worth watching: Is it targeted at specifically boys or specifically girls. No. It's worth watching.
FRIENDSHIP- NONE OF THAT SISSY CRAP. 1. When ur sad - I will help u plot revenge on the bastard who made u sad. 2. When ur blue - I will try 2 dislodge whatever is choking u. 3.