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This is some news from the past few days. It's not my fault. bbc.co.uk reports "Ancient phallus shaped worm described" - Let me guess, an old penis shaped worm?.
#acrostic Transcendental claptrap. What a load of bull. I'm sorry, but I've had enough, I'm Nobody's fool. Forget this 'soulmate' nonsense. Let's all get one thing clear. Alpha this. Omega that?.
16+ and only for those without a sense of humour bypass... If I've not offended any stereotype, please accept my apologies. The start is from the Bagpuss song.
Christianity teaches that God (an invisible man who lives in the sky) sentenced his only son to horrendous torture and then an agonising death just because a talking snake persuaded a woman to eat an...
It's not just my ego. I see everyone loves me. They all leave the room. Not deserving to be. In my great presence. With awesomeness much. The really must love me. They bring special lunch.
It's been a hard day in paradise Up on my fluffy cloud So glad I'm not you Sleeping on the ground It's been a hard day of sleep It lasted so long The fact that you sleep Just two hours is wrong It's...
I've decided to become the pope, I'm sure I'll get voted in. I think I'll change the world and make supporting Arsenal a sin. Condoms for everyone, I think it's about time.
Some people on Opus don't seem to have much to do. They always appear to be on here with likes and reposts to accrue. Every time I'm go on there are all my favourites busy posting with aplomb.
Today is the day after And we've put it all away The single heart and rose We couldn't sell yesterday Today the end of romance Most unconditionally Tesco wants it shelves back Other things to...
#prayerhands "God Hates Fags!" reads the sign that I wave. Do you seem shocked. It's attention I crave. Picketing funerals where families mourn; At their deepest sorrow, I offer them scorn.
18+ .. Btw this flicks from a view similar to mine; to a satirical viewpoint from perspective of others.. And some places in between, but on the whole it's rambling nonsense....
#opussweeklychallenge Come on everybody, step forward, don't be shy I've a one time only offer that you shouldn't let pass by For sale: the thing you're standing on, can't fit it in my van But...
You all buy your cars And think you're someone new in town But no, no I act like you're all not around Yeah You all everybody You all everybody Actin like you're something With you cars and fancy...
#prayerhands You don't care if I care, Or if my aim is true. All that gets this deal done Is what's in it for you. I don't know what's in your heart, Nor do I care to see.
Dear @patdolan83 just a little note, so that you knoW, after tHe post you madE regaRding subliminal mEssaging, i've checked my accountS, and iT seems tHat All my money is sTill where i lefT it.
Yesterday was the 28th of January or if you happen to be an American it was also the 28th of January. Today's yesterday's news: •BBC News reports 'Four held after Brazil club fire'.
I'm a bit of a hit with the ladies, you could say I've got the tools You could be a hit too, if you follow my golden rules...... 1. Never compliment them, (it always goes straight to their head) 2.
Saw this online and am copying it as this don't know the author so would be Unknown. A little girl asked her father, "Daddy. Do all Fairy Tales begin with Once Upon A Time.
Honda Acty Crawler - Does it have wheels or 6 legs. Mitsubishi Mirage - The car that you only think you are driving. Volkswagen Golf - Is it as boring to drive as the game is to watch.
All of these are real cars and you can still see some in the UK. Some of their names have been changed since they came here - especially the Japanese ones.
Hello everyone we need your help. It's unfair the cards some of us are dealt. The struggles we go through everyday. Just for people to say. 'Look at that freak'. 'Their a right geek'.
#bigrant I've been drinking bleach for Bieber.
Multiple account abuse I simply cannot abide, I wonder who controls @ashley1, two, three, four, five.
Helpful note to modern life . 1 . Only on the Internet is it ok to follow people, repeat people and annoyingly poke them at ridiculous times.