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Science question: How do we grow, explain your answer with as much science as possible.
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Science question: How do we grow, explain your answer with as much science as possible.
A kid named Buttitches had his first day at a new school. When the teacher asked what his name was he said "Buttitches".
'Right class, for your homework this week, go home and learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet,' the teacher said to the group of nursery students. 'Ok!' they all said.
Monday 'Tilly, sit down,' 'No miss-' 'Tilly' 'No miss I....I...me need to ask you a question,' 'What Tilly' asked miss berry. 'He....Um....Ham....Um...' Tilly started.
My teacher calls me sweetie cakes. My classmates think it's funny to hear her call me angel face or pookie bear or honey. She calls me precious baby doll.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Timmy (aka Little Tim Tim.) Little Tim Tim was asked by his teacher Mr Swift "Do you know the first 4 letters of the alphabet?" "Nope (herp derp face...
Julie was a schoolgirl. Fredrick; he was not. The day he went in the girl's loos, was the day that he forgot. The girls, they did not like it, They began to scream and shout.
One upon a time there was a boy who had to learn the first seven letters of his alphabet.
Jimmy had been naughty in class today so his teacher told him: "jimmy, go home and find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet".
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many...