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My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn't bring it into class or even to the school. She said she would return it; I'd have it back that day.
One Literacy Hour, Our teacher, Miss Telling, Said, 'Write down these words. I am testing your spelling.' 1. Aardvark. 2. Proboscis. 3. Rhododendron. 4. Iridescent. 5. Lexicographer. 6. Fahrenheit....
All our christmas theemed lessons were today. In most schools that would be amazing but in mine all the teachers somehow find a way to sneak your term assesment in your festive work.
Teacher teacher the dog ate my homework. my fish ate my homework. a thief broke into my hose in the middle of the night and stole my homework. I lost it on the bus.
Today in ICT we were learning about how to write formal letters... Although we are all Year 10 students (14-15 year olds)... And the lesson was Estate Agent themed...
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.
The teacher passed out and fell right off her chair. My classmates are crying and gasping for air. The hamster is howling and hiding his head. The plants by the window are practically dead.
The teachers jumped out of the windows. The principal ran for the door. The nurse and librarian bolted. They're not coming back anymore. The counselor, hollaring madly, escaped out the door of the...
Our teacher sings The Beatles. She must know every song. We ask her please to stop but she just sings, "It Won't Be Long." And then she croons like Elvis. She clearly thinks it's cool.
“My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up,” I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head. I saw this wasn’t going well. I didn’t want to fail.
I'm staying home from school today. I'd rather be in bed pretending that I have a pain that's pounding in my head. I'll say I have a stomach ache. I'll claim I've got the flu.
Please Mrs Butler Please Mrs Butler This boy Derek Drew Keeps copying my work, Miss. What shall I do. Go and sit in the hall, dear. Go and sit in the sink. Take your books on the roof, my lamb.
I started on my homework but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer's on the blink. I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking.
My teacher took my iPod. She said they had a rule; I couldn't bring it into class or even to the school. She said she would return it; I'd have it back today.
I raised my hand in class this morning, sitting in the back. The teacher didn't see, I think. Instead she called on Jack. I stretched my hand up higher, but she called on Zach and Zoe.
Billy asked the teacher if he could have the job of cleaning the board after she'd used it and and the teacher said "only if you can tell me the first three letters of the alphabet".
Once I saw my head teacher in the swimming baths, swimming in mushed up bananas and peas, and then the colour of the pool changed from 'yellowie~green' to purple-black?...... Gross......
------------------------------- Student: Would you punish me for something I didn't do. Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework ----- Teacher: Why are you late.
On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!' The teacher looked at little...
1) Say liar after everything they say. 2) Pretend to burst into tears, and when they ask why, say you thought of their wife/husband. 3) Debate with them whether you should be punished or not.
Teacher: Does everybody know the alphabet. Little Johnny: No. Teacher: Alright little Johnny you need to know the alphabet by tomorrow. Little Johnny: Okay. At Home Little Johnny: Mom.
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school. She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. "No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school.
Little Johnny's Cookie. Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time. "Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie." "I don't fucking want one," declared Johnny.
A kid had to learn his ABC as homework. He asked his mum who was on the phone, "Muum, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" "Shut up." she said.