Aberdeen Weather!
Sorry, only one in the office today so far & I can already hear the following conversation before it happens.
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Silly
At last. A break through in modern technology. Siri understands me, In all my Scottish glory.
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A Wee Moose
#alittlechallenge I'm a wee moose And I've got no hoose But live in yer attic Make a din so erratic I'm a wee moose And I've got no hoose But I hear ye below Moving to and fro I'm a wee moose And...
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New Teacher
Is a dove a doo Dad Is a doo a dove Is a cow a coo Dad A sparrow jist a spyug And is a wall a waw Dad Is a dog a dug She's gonny warm ma ear Dad Instead o' skelp ma lug.
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Fannie Reid
In the Aberdeenshire countryside a man enters the local Catholic Church and at confessional says to the Priest, "Faither, it has been one month since my last confession, and I've sinned wi Fannie...
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