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It's not just my ego. I see everyone loves me. They all leave the room. Not deserving to be. In my great presence. With awesomeness much. The really must love me. They bring special lunch.
(Originally posted 5 month ago) I cordially invite you to offer me feedback. But I don't want to hear negatives, I don't like that. Say what you want as long as its pleasant.
I'm fooling myself Thinking he'll come Thinking that I am the one who has won But the truth is, That he has moved on While I'm waiting in moonlight And he's traveling through dawn.
Without a care in the world, I play my hand never fold I enjoy a game of poker, Except when I get the joker I'm not very good at the face, Smiling when I get an ace.
For Xmas I've asked for some Kung fu shoes With my Kung fu suit i really can't lose Anybody starts trouble with me again Will find themselves well and truly slain I can't actually do Kung fu...
"I have good karma!" he says, Whilst walking into the door. "I'm the luckiest guy you'll meet!" Unconsciously breaking the law. "Touchwood, Whatever.
#bored. I'm a werewolf hunter, I'm actually one of a kind. You see werewolf's don't exist so its a bit like the blind leading the blind. I go out on a full moon with my silver knife and sack.
Another day is ending and my heart is all a-glow As my halo casts a shadow on the riff-raff down below I lie here in my smugness sweetly contemplating how The Lord has made me righteous - far more...
In my Bling Bling, I feel like a king, These pearls on some thread, Would make you drop dead, I'm up there doing my thing.
I cordially invite you to offer me feedback. But I don't want to hear negatives, I don't like that. Say what you want as long as it pleasant. Coz I am onto my last case of anti-depressants.
#household @MelchiorJ13 I was completely lost in my dream, My gold Olympic medal began to gleam, The crowds all cheered and clapped for me, My heart was filled with never-ending glee.
I realized today that I never actually get bored. I was amazed by the fact 'cause when thought of it it had nothing, was just boring.
I started off as a nothing,. As a screwball. But then I learnt the tricks and secrets of the trade and I rose to the top so quickly it made my head spin. I was the top, everyone was below me.
Looking across the room our eyes met She blushed My cue to make a move But i'll wait for her to Make the approach The head honcho position at the new media outfit just became open But I know am...
Little Man sits at home in front of the computer. He hasn't got dressed today and doesn't see a point. He's unfit, unloved, and despises his own ugly reflection. Where he lives is dreary and so grey.