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#opussweeklychallenge. 15+. Readers discretion is advised. There once was a lad named Flynn. Who's penis reached down to his shin. Now please don't you laugh. You do the damn math.
#fillintheblank There was once a man named Jack. Jack really loved to experiment. One not so average day, however, Jack had a nasty run-in with a vacuum cleaner.
Captain Scarlet and Captain Black Were having a quick fag out the back When along came Captain Blue Said, 'Hello duckies, how are you?' They shared a hug and had a 'mwah' The campest puppetry by...
I heard this today for the first time in a long while. It makes me laugh every time thanks to Victoria Wood's great writing. It doesn't matter if you know the tune.
Princess Titanium was riding on her ebony steed In the enchanted forest of mystery and greed When out of the trees something made her steed jump Princess Titanium fell to the ground with a thump A...
At the clinic:: Doctor: Using of condom can stop unwanted pregnancy. He demonstrated how to use condom putting it in his thumb and said that's how you should put it on just before sex.
Here I go. Off to bed. Where I'll rest. My sleepy head. Thoughts of you. Will fill my mind. Sexy tits. And your behind. Spreading cheeks. Far and wide. I'll take a look. Deep inside. As I look.
Fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her £1000 if she'll have sex with him.
After a night out me and my girlfriend went back to her house, where it was agreed I would be staying over.
A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour.