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#opussweeklychallenge. There once was a lad named Flynn. First name Errol, liked his gin. The more he drank. The deeper he sank. His legendary pork sword in. Prancing around set in green tights.
#opussweeklychallenge. A pretty young maiden named Betty. Who got married in a hail of confetti. But she filled for divorce. Because of bad intercourse.
Feet don't do it for me, neither does showers of pee. Each to their own I suppose, how some do it, god only knows. Tight PVC has its moments I guess, but only on women at their best.
Monday missionary is a must, Tuesday's cowgirl has just enough lust, Wednesday we tested the sixty-nine, Thursday it felt like doggy time, Friday we have the rocking horse, Saturday's x-rated was...
#riddle #a sexual innuendo one @Leelee101 piece jogged my memory Aubergines haha I think riddle is a legitimate tag.... ----------------------------- What's long and thin . Covered in skin .
#acrostic Explicit nature and language +18 It's a shame Mr captain whiskers isn't here I'm sure he would be in his element ;) S-exual seduction it's caused an E-ruption I've D-renched my...
Warning. Adult content.
#bestofopuss....I LOVE LUCY.
#best of opuss I had more fun doing this than any other. The very first time Should be something sublime But we all know that's seldom the case.
[16+ sexual content] I've been getting rather lonely Since my man has been away, So today I bought a little toy To help me along the way.
This is based on a joke I read, I've reworded it into a poem.
The scene was set for romance to start. Granted it was dirty with the area falling apart. She came in and met him face to face. Looking at them this could be a fast pace.
Oooh yeah I love those boobies They making my mind go loopy And I don't think you're wearing a bra Cos your nipples stick out too far Oooh I wonder if you feel the same As you watch my balls in the...
Is there something in the water. Extra pheromones galore For everyone is horny Every position to explore Could it be the sunshine That's given us the rand.
#augustwriteaday The whoopee cushion, I believe Makes noises like a fart But my one is quite different For it serves the loving art By day it's on the sofa Sitting with the others But by night it's...
#household Warning!.
#teabag @leelee101 Don't usually join in, but thought I'd give it a bash...
Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely.
-Warning 16 Plus- I like my right hand. In fact I love my right hand. It's always there for me, when I need it.
Help help. I'm caught in a trance. There's action I feel. Down in my pants. A beautiful woman. Is staring at me. The penis below. Wants to be free. It's getting stiffer. It wants a good night.
#household She came one Friday morning In a cardboard box Plastic limp and lifeless Realistic flowing locks I gave her the name 'Roxy' All pinky, shrivelled down A breath of air was needed To make...
morning glory,. warning story,. there once was a guy called cory,. who liked to have sex in the morning,. but when that got all boring,. he went into deep mourning,. and would go to sleep snoring,.
Have a small question, an answer as well. To the a subject that almost, all men they do dwell.
Most people have a nickname Though some are rather odd There's Grunge, the Moose and Stumpy Awe.