Jingle Bells
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The Assumption Song
There was an old farmer. Who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow. Just shaking his. Fist at some boys. Who were down by the crick. Their feet in the water. Their hands on their.
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Master Debater (innuendo rap)
I am a master debater buff wristed argumentator. must now or a crime it will be later shocked-faces, sirens, biased adjudicator. speed or danger, I'll be frank I decide on visual aid or the bank.
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Famous Five And The Curious Innuendo
This is the tale of the Famous Five And a bit of smut that kept them alive Julian, Dick, George and Anne And Timmy the dog made up the clan Also around: George's mum and dad Fanny and Quentin (who...
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Whistle By Flo Rida
Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby. Let me know. Girl I'm gonna show you how to do it. And we start real slow. You just put your lips together. And you come real close.
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Intense 4-back In Training
This was the night. So nervous. Please let it come up. Please let it rise to the occasion. Years ago it wouldn't stay down. Would be up in the blink of an eye. Never had any trouble back then.
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Holiday
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies.
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Death Of An Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
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Fannie Reid
In the Aberdeenshire countryside a man enters the local Catholic Church and at confessional says to the Priest, "Faither, it has been one month since my last confession, and I've sinned wi Fannie...
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Legs Akimbo
Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.
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Young Rooster
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and screws all 150 of the farmers hens. The farmer is impressed.
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