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I went to the pet store the other day and I asked the shopkeeper if he had any animals that could help me in my everyday life.
A young lad went to his father and asked the difference between Theoretically and RealisticallyThe father thought and said "Well son go and ask your mother if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for a...
Rude joke to start the day. A fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He asks her anyway & offers 1000 if she'll have sex with him.
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.