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Joke from a book on Jon something or other's writing inspiration A man with no arms wanted to ring the church bells. "You can't ring a bell. You have no arms!" The priest exclaimed.
Dear sir I write this note to you, To tell you of my plight, For at the time if writing it, I'm not a pretty sight.
I love and hate my ninja socks, They're really rather cool, But every time I put them on, I'm slipping like a fool, Soft and pale blue, I really do adore, Walking round all ninja-like, Silent...
'Oh my,' said Mr. Left Thumb, 'This week has been a farce. I've bled until kingdom come Because of some silly arse.
Humpty Dumpty hasn't got a clue. Sat on a wall to have a poo. Lent forward to wipe his arse. Fell off the wall, and made us all laugh. There he laid in a thousand bits.
It was a summers day and all was quiet in Big Black Momma's house. Smelling the scent if food out popped Jerry a little brown mouse. The smells of fresh baked cakes, roasted ham and corn on the cob.
It was early in the morning, just before the day was dawning, that a drunken man came yawning, yawning to my home front door.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
Sid squirrel was too excited to sleep, the package that he had ordered of the web was due to arrive this very morning.