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Dimi
Dimi

I Am Sick Of My Sleeping Cat

If cats sleep a lot. Wouldn't they be bored with life or what. They lay there with nothing to do. Unlike me and you. Laying there with no care. I am telling you that's not fair.

18 0 67 words
waynedoz
waynedoz

Covert Train Guards

I am now convinced that London-Midland train guards have installed covert REM deep sleep sensing equipment in the seats.

60 21 45 words