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On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette.
At a new years eve party, Together were put two old grans, One was my granny, The other my next door neighbours nan.
Stand back when the music does begin. Or you'll feel the force of 'Crazy Legs Lynn'. After a few Port and Lemons with lots of ice. My god, take care, those legs take flight.
It must be nearly beer o'clock I've waited half the day. I'm in the mood to say 'let's rock' It's nearly time to play. Start off slow with a couple of beers It's a marathon not a sprint.
Gentleman's etiquette the gameshow Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to anothhhhhhhher Trapdoooor.
I have to share this news. About I guy I know. He has a dirty habit. That makes me want to throw. His name is really Frederick. Mr Frederick Whitbread. But when he's blind drunk.
Girl 1: My boyfriend looks best in skinny jeans. Girl 2: My boyfriend looks best in leather jackets. Girl 3: My boyfriend looks best in work out clothes. Me: My boyfriend looks best in 1080p HD.
Nothing sends a platform of commuters into a cowering panic of fear and trepidation more than a bit of rain.