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A beautiful day, it is. A cloud, not,but in the sky. Levitation, my speciality it is. Use the force, to go way up high. Beating on my bald head, the sun it is. Too soon, the dark side it will come.
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Since posting on how to create the porn name.
Dear diary Well Luke actually came by today. And what a mess that boy leaves.
Dear diary, Luke didn't show up. Again. Really thought he'd come around to the idea of having a father. That's gratitude for you I suppose.
Today is the greatest day of all time, and now I will tell you why, I've effectively just been offered a job, being paid to dress as a Jedi.
Composed with @clairabethy go to her profile to see inaccuracies of empire strikes back.
Written with @lionotribo see his post for A New Hope version. Yet another StarWars rant we're going to undertake, demonstrating the issues of real and fake.
Written with @Clairabethy, we'll do one on her profile for the next film. While watching a film in which the force is strong, we noticed some things that are totally wrong.
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As I sit here in my room, Working deep within this moon, I look outside my window's glass, And watch you gently rolling past.
Did anyone actually ASK the Jedi Knights to be the guardians of the Galaxy.
Once upon a time in a donut bar far far away, Chewy thought long and hard about his career options. This joker Han was a laugh but this wookie was no spring chicken anymore.