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leelee101
leelee101

Misheard Lyrics

#stupidthingspeoplesay 'Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio Moved a million hearts in mono Our mothers cried...' With thanks to Dexy's Midnight Runners, these are the first lines to...

38 20 91 words
Platypus
Platypus

Christmas

#stupidthingspeoplesay [Christmas morning, and I'm around 5-ish] My mum is talking to my (3 year old) sister about she got in her stocking, and filming at the same time.

12 4 91 words
Platypus
Platypus

Fizzy Water

#stupidthingspeoplesay (or don't say) [At Lunch] Kids: Pass the fizzy water Adults: Sparking water. Me: Carbonated water Others: ... Kids: What's carbonated water.

14 0 46 words
yikici
yikici

My Angst with the Door

#stupidthingspeoplesay When I was an ickle young lass of 6, 7 or 8 I ran into a door -playing a game I don't recall.

26 5 110 words
sjw
sjw

My Niece.

#stupidthingspeoplesay This is a conversation that took place between my self and my youngest niece when she was about 5yrs old, she's now 12 and finds it hilarious when I remind her of it....

44 25 101 words
TheCodsPollocks
TheCodsPollocks

The Boss's Son

#stupidthingspeoplesay Back in August '99 I was talking to someone at work about the solar eclipse that would take place the following day when the boss's son (Paul) decided to join in the...

44 25 104 words