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#crossover Gotham held its breath as a bomb ticked away somewhere A mushroom cloud was coming, but Harley didn't care Her own self preservation didn't matter any more All she wanted now was to win...
#crossover I'm a super-duper Kryptonian alien, but no need to make a fuss So long as you don't compare me to that nosy Parker radioactive spider's...
#adventchallenge ROBIN. How can you still be with THATman. In that mask, he looks like a RATman. Robin, don't hang out with BATman, Come with me.........
Tiny waist, big tits Smart skirt suit - a tight fit Pouting lips, killer heels Sexy car with shiny wheels I have gadgets, I have style I'll make you lust for me, for a while Your big rippling...
#bored You don't here much about me, but I tell you I'm just as good I've got all the same powers, but I'm misunderstood I prefer to go shopping rather than fighting crime Or doing the hovering,...
I'm the real incredible hulk not that David Banner. I get the hump so quickly and I've also got a stammer. The slightest thing gets me angry even being low on cash.
Adult language used. It was the Big Day. I had prepared for this day for months and now it was time the criminal community met their match.
#cheesebattle We're all a bit dishevelled After courting with the Devil; A war over cheese Where Lee lost his knees, We all deserve a medal.
#cheesebattle Oh well done, D, Nic's not happy You've made her hero pants all crappy She won't want to side with you When she hears her knickers smell of poo Mince pies you say.
Your sidekick is in pieces, Writhing on the road, He was so blown over by my butt, Now he's just a hairy toad, So what if you have a little phwoar.
#cheesebattle Ok folks, I've got new legs I walk like I've been laying eggs But not to worry, there's no fuss 'Cos one of them's a blunderbuss And it'll shoot out pies and cheese Brings super...
Is it a bird. Is it a plane. No of course - It's Nic the Insane. Come to do battle Now, boys, don't kick out your rattles Our new super-knickers Are really stain-resistant kickers.
#cheesebattle Who's that at the door. Adopting a heroic stance. Seeking squirrel retribution In their shiny hero pants. Ha. Dynamic Duo Ready for funny stares.
#OpussDailyChallenge Dear Diary, This is my first day on the job and I have to say I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door than work here.
Dear diary, Super-duper-manly-guy totally stole the girl I was about to rescue from a wasp. He thinks he's so cool. I do most of his work for him. You know what happens when he goes home.
@MelchoirJ13 as promised... All was going spiffingly, The Olympics had begun, One little matter of administration; Lighting the flame had to be done.
(I made this last year in work after seeing a slightly crazy guy come in with an epic moustache one day, it's a little gory, but the others should be safe!) The epic adventures of Cliffy B Sat high...
One's from Northern Ireland. The other one's a vet. And if you suspect fowl play. They are your best bet. You'll find 'em in the D-Den. Just like Caped Crusaders. Clearing up the chicken shit.
Ladies and gentlemen. There's nothing to fear. Hold on to your pants... Wonderman is here. Watch me as I rescue Your cat out of that tree. Catch him, now will you. I don't want him following me.
@LeeLee101 this is what you get when you mess with my squirrels... The night was thick and foggy, The night it seemed serene Until her senses picked up Some rabid squirrel screams.
Hey I'm Sooperdooperman. And I fly without wings. I've got x-ray vision. Among many other things. My sooperdooper powers. Set me apart from the rest. The ability to fly. Is what I like the best.
I'm a superhero. And I've got superpowers. I've got x-ray vision. I can stare at girls for hours. I can fly around the world. I can go real fast. I can travel to the future. I can go back to the past.
DOG: I'm guarding the house Good boy. DOG: BATDOG now has a signature weapon What's that. DOG: the BONERANG Worst. Weapon. Ever. DOG: I have a motto, want to hear it.