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Duuude. This one is so fricking messed up. Read at own risk!!. So I'm sitting on a couch and there's a baby I don't recognize in the corner playing with a plastic knife.
Though at one moment, I was worried that I would pass out because of blood loss or that I would get smashed together by the walls of a gigantic golden egg, you know, normal stuff.
David was drunk. He knew he was drunk. There was no other way to explain this. Why the hell were there elephants on the submarine. Outside, the pressure on the walls increased.
I wish to run with dinosaurs, Of course only with the vegetarian ones. Rawr. Rawr. I would skip through a groove of blue trees, And neon yellow grass Beneath my feet.
"Let's go watch a movie!" "Okay." We walk seemingly nowhere but somewhere at the same time. I realize it yet I don't..
I entered the house with a very shaken head. I locked the door and limped quietly up the stairs leaving my coat and umbrella by the stairs. I reached the landing and slipped in to the guest room.
@ren360 I hope this isn't late??.
In my black and pink tutu And my red Jimmy Choos I want to ride a Zebra All the way to Venus Moons With a Capuchin beside me To keep me in good check I wonder who will be there.
Finally picked a blog topic guys. Ill start off with my forst lucid dream. Okay, youre probably gonna wanna know who the Youtubers AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire are because it involves them.
It started with some jelly bears, All falling from the sky, People standing in the street, In wonder, asking Why?, Lemony and sugar-filled, It seemed to never stop, Raining all these jelly...
Didnt go walking in the woods today So fed up of terror,away I'll stay So I went for a walk around the small town No danger of death by claws,teeth or drown Then I saw him coming down the street A...
It had been three days since we were drafted. 3 days of hard graft, of senseless murder, of sleepless nights. I could see the scores lined on the Walls of the sky.
"Oh flipping hell, nobody woke me up again." He said, waking in his bath "Where's my rubber ducky and my squeeky giraffe?" With no time to lose he got himself ready He quickly scoffed some Frosted...
@smellyfingers @sjw @naaviie Wakey Wakey fellow crazies... I wander through the carriages Surveying the aftermath Of a truly mad party The likes the Cuckoo Train's never had.
"My days never flew like the wind" I couldn't stop the eternal thoughts off my mind. So yeah, it was just something.
I say hi. Omg, it's a plane. We are gonna die. Noooooo. Hey, I got it. *jumps into portal* Where am I. 0_o. Oh I know. It's the locker room. Wait, I don't have a locker room...darn you.
So I was walking along the street the other day on my way to buy some bagels for lunch, when a giant panda appeared wearing a top hat and carrying a briefcase.
People say you can do ANYTHING if you beleive.