Printer
#acorns Having trouble with mine, and it reminded me of this. 4 extra lines. You lucky people...
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No 3G ?!?!
16+ swearing due to frustration Where has my 3G gone, Without you, I'm without opuss. WTF ?!?. It says no response. The situation now seems hopeless.
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My Computer
I'm in such a rage.
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Patience is a virtue
Tried to print our tickets From the Internet Choosing to do an E ticket I am beginning to regret First the email wouldn't open Then the printer wouldn't print Started to get red In the face My...
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Hate Poem
Every morning I lie there innocently sleeping When my peace is ruptured by a horrible beeping. My serenity ripped from me, sudden and drastic By this evil, demonic, red-eyed piece of plastic.
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Laptops Don't Like Me
Yep, it's official Laptops don't like me When I'm on them They always break, you see Last thursday, I was doing fine Doing my work like a good girl And then it just broke, screen went blank The...
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Connection Error
I'm sat here on my iPod, tap, tap, tap away. I have a great big mental block. No wait. So much to say. I really think i've got it now, Yes, now that'll do.
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Oh Opuss...
You know I love you, my daily resort, But you keep on playing up. Some days we ease by with no troubles at all, others, you make me fed up.
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More Wifi Blues
So I gets a good idea, A cracker, truth be told, An' I thinks I'll visit Opuss, And pen those words of Gold, I pulls out trusty iPhone, The magic to begin, An' lo and fuckin' behold, The Wifi's down...
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Rage
I've now officially broken down into tears because this morning my iPhone4 was stolen. So I resulted to logging on my brand new iPad 3 and half way through using it, it decided to break.
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Wifi Blues
So I'm playing on my iPad and the wifi drops a bar, My farming game is awesome but the gameplay starts to jar, I grit my teeth and pray that all my carrots are okay, And then the wifi drops out (I...
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How Can I Help You Today?
Hello. Hello. I'm calling today to complain about the sandwich I bought at your Tea Time Sandwiches shop on London. Hello, how can I help you today. I've just told you. Hello, how can I help you...
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...Downloading...
Downloading Installing Buffering No. My computer is being So achingly slow. Scanning Rebooting Error 404 I don't think I can Take this much more.
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Stuck!
Oh Opuss, Opuss, what’s going on. I come on here and I don’t get long... I try to read, ‘like’ and other things, but what stops me dead. What does log-in bring.
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Share....Where?
So now it seems peeps That when I want to share a post It simply isn't there It's like a disappearing ghost Friends on twitter And friends on my Facebook Try to see my posts Can't wait to take a...
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Ministry Of Crap Design #2
How many times have you commented And found yourself feeling demented At the close proximity Of 'send' and 'backspace' iPhone keys Try to send a comment to An author, but only halfway thru You'll...
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Amenity-ville Horror
Hand-dryer, why do you torment me so. Hot air is all I want you to blow. I put my hands beneath your spout, Yet no hot air is coming out. Leaky tap, why do you torment me so.
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Untitled
Apple are making me mad. Apple are making me sad. Damn it to hell. Why can't you be designed well. What use is bring able to undo Only the last thing I do. Damn it all.
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Printer
My printer's mind is all its own. I'm positive I'm not alone. You're hooked up to my PC. You should take commands from me. Paper's straight, ink is full. Yet you give me so much bull.
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Connection error
I'm sat here on my iPod, tap, tap, tap away. I have a great big mental block. No wait. So much to say. I really think i've got it now, Yes, now that'll do.
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Opuss
I started using Opuss a few weeks ago. It seemed like fun; something to do. A chance to share ideas and thoughts with folk that otherwise I would ignore in the street.
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Blues
Internet blues today I've been unable to play Electronic friend On which I depend Has been down nearly all day Haven't been able to post What I like doing the most I'm mad as a hatter My PC I'll...
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iPhone Battery Blues
When oh when are they going to make a smartphone thick enough to hold a decent bloody battery that doesn't decide it's had enough just because you've been online for a few hours.
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Love Hate Relationship
So that’s it then is it. You’re just going to sit there, as if that’s the end of it. As if everything’s alright. You’re impossible. You won’t even have an argument about it.
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