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#outoftheblue. #acorns. Remote controls are everywhere. And not just for TV. Used to make do with just one. Now there's at least three. They used to be so simple. For me to operate.
One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look.
At last. A break through in modern technology. Siri understands me, In all my Scottish glory.
WHAT KIND OF PHONE DOES DOG USE. I don't know. It has my teeth marks where I bite and shake it. It says NOKIA on the front. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SOCIAL APPLICATION OR WEBSITE.
Call out the Guards Raise the alarm Call 999 It can't do any harm. Inform the Armed Forces Light all the watch fires Wake up the dead And all the Town Criers.
Oh dear what is happening to me Is my thumb too fat or have I changed nationality Im typing away, a comment or such And spell checker starts underlining way too much All of a sudden my piece makes...
Remote controls are everywhere. And not just for TV. Used to make do with just one. Now there's at least three. They used to be so simple. For me to operate. Just trying to change the channel.
Me "I love you" iPhone " you are the wind beneath my wings" Me "I love you" iPhone "bet you say that to all your apple products" Me "I love you" iPhone " you hardly know me" Me "I love...