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DOG: WHERE ARE YOU. On my way to the supermarket DOG: OMG WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK. FFS, I just left. I said 'see you soon' remember. DOG: NO. WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK.
DOG: buy me a drum kit No. DOG: buy me a drum kit NO DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH Dogs do not play drums DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out YES.
DOG: How's your day going. Boring. How's your day. DOG: AWESOME. Tired now Running up and down the stairs again.
DOG: in human years I would be 47 years old DOG: how old are you. DOG: HELLO. How old are you.
DOG: your the best.
DOG: stop neglecting me OH MY GOD. I'm NOT neglecting you. DOG: I'll call the RSPB Jesus, you're an idiot. They protect BIRDS. DOG: THEN ILL TELL THEM YOUR AN OSTRICH DOG: I'll ring dogs trust.
You have received a new SMS message. DOG: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Where did u get the cape. DOG: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom.