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MacDoom
MacDoom

Joke #7

#thegreatestjoke Apparently this has been scientifically proven to be the worlds funniest joke. Two men are out hiking when one of them collapses.

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lukeboy10
lukeboy10

Comp

Just a reminder to enter my comp I want the funniest joke and put #thegreatestjoke on your OPUSS so I know you have entered. Deadline to enter is Christmas Day!.

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bettyluvy
bettyluvy

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A man walked into a lampost Ouch. #thegreatestjoke @lukeboy10.

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bebokalo13
bebokalo13

Iphone5 Or £50..

@lukeboy10 #thegreatestjoke Rooney and Messi talking @ coffee shop. Messi: man, if you saw a brand new iphone5 and £50 note on the road which one would you pick?. Rooney:: ofcourse !.

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bebokalo13
bebokalo13

Robot :)

@lukeboy10 #thegreatestjoke Once father bought a lie detecting robot. The best thing about it was it would slap automatically when someone lied.

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Stylistic101
Stylistic101

Jokes

@lukeboy10 #thegreatestjoke *no offence to blondies on the 3rd joke Well I don't know what kind of jokes people like, so I'm going to write many. 1. I sent out a text saying: hey, guys.

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lukeboy10
lukeboy10

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My first competition. The best joke will win The comp ends on Christmas Day.

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