The Conundrum For Igloo Man and Turnip Boy.
Igloo Man was outside of his comfort zone which was outside of his igloo. He was suffering from hypothermia and needed to have a piss desperately.
Happy Go Lucky; Lee Evans
The Suicide Song lyrics
there was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash em
his wife said "jack if you don't put them back, ill stand on the bastards and squash em"
But what I'd...
A LETTER FROM A BLONDE TO HER DAUGHTER
Dear Lily,
I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home, we moved.
Have A Nice Day
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'
'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore. 'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
'Yes, I know, I heard you before.