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They call it breezy Teguisey This Lanzarote town But it's more than a breeze It could blow you down Our view over the pool is great But there's no one there Their all out buying hoodies And bobbles...
Please don't like this post!!.
I am currently staying in a Hotel in Dubai and telephoned the reception for an adapter last night at about 10pm for the plug sockets.
I should just explain about the "Birdy" part. Angelo Uccello is my composers name. Angelo after my Grandfather; Uccello because it's Italian for "Bird".
I'm off to the zoo So I won't be around But a piece of disturbing News I have found The zoo's in North Essex And having said that So's a loose lion An escapee big cat.
I met a man in Timbuktu. He was selling recycled flip flops.
Women; Three weeks before; Book hair, nail, eyebrow appointmentBuy hair colourSearch e-bay for new outfitLook at your womanly physique in the mirror...
On holiday in Thailand, I had a close call and almost ended up sleeping with a Ladyboy. She looked like a woman, spoke like a woman, and I didn't suspect a thing.
There comes a time in a lot of relationships when it just feels right to say those four little words that you've been dying to say for ages. It's nerve wracking of course.
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right. "Not really," the blonde replied.
A plane had just took off from JFK in New York. After reaching its cruising altitude of 35,000ft, the Captain made an announcement over the P.A. "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking.
I am ashamed of myself. Constantly. If I'm not doing something really embarrassing then I'm thinking about something embarrassing I did in the past. The confusing thing is I'm proud of being ashamed.