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On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink with dinner. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said. Later, he offered her a cigarette.
"Mom," fretted Bobby, "It seems to be rattling around a bit up there!" "Don't worry," assured Bobby's mother, Susan.
Santa was flying along Singing a rather merry song Coming back from delivering Merry but still shivering When suddenly a strong wind swept past Knocked him off in just one blast He fell to the snow,...
Warning. This story is actually very scary, do not read if scweemish.
Part 4 - quite a short one. Also a little weird thanks to the twist... ----- My eyes went blind for a second, it was either too bright or I'd stood up far too fast.
#halloweenparty. Along came a spider. One fine September day. Minding her own business. She began to spin away. Round in decreasing circles. Making up her web. She'd have to finish soon.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
An archaeologist was digging for stuff in the ground when a man approaches him.
#bugsleg At the bottom of my garden, lives a bug by the name of Ted An ugly looking creature, looks like he's got 5 arms and one leg He spends his time eating and cleaning all his teeth His best...
#household Warning sexual content/words!.
A burglar broke into a house one night.
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends4,000 grand and feels really good about the result.
I know this is old, but for some strange reason I've always loved it......weird right.
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you.
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school. She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast. "No," the son replies. "I don't wanna go to school.
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when the girl stopped the boy.
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." "We're new here," says the second one.
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother.
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws.