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I've come up with a new dinner, I must go back for more. I hid my cocaine in a chicken, when the police knocked upon my door. Whilst I was being searched upstairs, my wife was in the kitchen.
For at @leelee101 in sympathy for his rabbit issues. I had a rabbit, then got one more, I said "good night" and closed the door, A few days later there were four.
Passing a shop I walk on by When WHACK..a pork pie in my eye.
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter.
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
By Will ------------------------------------- This story is about a boy, his name was Oliver. He loved to dream and never missed a night without a dream.
Story Intro I was with my girlfreind on a nice picnic date in the park, Blue Capped Chickadees calling out to mates, People playing frisbee with golden retreivers, Monarch...