The Horse And The Priest
A priest was on his way to church when his car ran out of gas. He was in the middle of nowhere with no gas station around. His phone wouldn't get any reception.
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A priest was on his way to church when his car ran out of gas. He was in the middle of nowhere with no gas station around. His phone wouldn't get any reception.
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Come inside, It's cold out there, Why aren't you home, Because you home is nowhere. You can stay with me, Until tomorrow, Here's the guest room, And some clothes to borrow.
Watching two boxes Fall down into the big fire pit I Dug with my own two hands this Morning.
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
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A soft warm lull hung over the air, much like sent of the dewy woodland trees that surrounded him. Taking a quick glance to the west, he noted the setting sun. His next, would have to be his last.
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