Thousands of free stories. Support your favorites when you're ready.
Showing stories tagged with #urban-humor Clear filter
Of all my great ideas, this one is clearly the best An adventure of pure endurance, I'm putting my body to the test I've brought ten thousand balloons and I've got myself a spud gun I'm going to fly...
I giggle every morning, On the train to Clapham junction. It's the cartoon in the metro, Learn to speak cat is its function.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
By Gemma Doyle. Any of you heard of the game bus stop. Well It's when two people are on a bench and one of those two people has to creep the other out of his/her seat.
The earphones are in, To block out sound, No tunes are playing, Just blessed silence around, My heads banging, From last nights yowling, as a I heard sounds, Not from Opuss or IPod, But from outside...
Last night I was quite disturbed When Stephen Fry told me A distressing little factoid About the folks in NYC.
A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his...
Aah. a nice cup of coffee, take the weight of me feet. Maybe a muffin as something to eat. A time to watch people as they come and go, A time to text an old friend or play soduku.
I'm on my laptop, looking around, When I see there's been a new YouTube sensation, I click on it, with a pinging sound, Eager to watch the new creation.
There's a fox sat at the bus stop, He's been there for an hour and a bit, The buses keep going past him, He's going to have a fit.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
A Harrods bag was seen one day. Discarded in the street. Upon first glance it seemed to hold. Some cheeses and some meat. A passer-by had noticed this. And soon he'd spread the word.
Funny thing keys, they represent many things, usually things or even less material items such as loved ones / family etc (less material...yes I would say they were!).
Lately, I seem to have acquired just a little bit more money than sense, which is why I am now a regular Starbucks patron. This annoys me in two ways.