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#justabitoffun *swearing Ya gonna hurt me.
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#justabitoffun *swearing Ya gonna hurt me.
Oi, Weirdboy. Badboy. Ragboy. What yer bloody doin. Ain't your toy, Madboy. Sadboy. Yer just gonna ruin. Throw it down, Clown. Give it back, Jack. Nerdboy. Turdboy. Mummy's little dove.
I meet a American (a real patriot, I should mention). He was arguing at the women opposite me (well, I say arguing, but it was just him shouting, and her rolling her eyes and not listening).
Daddy, why do you do this. You make me feel so small Daddy, what did you say. Do you just not care at all.
#cheesebattle Really Lee. A BMX. We all know that's lies. I just spied him in your cheesy lair Being force-fed mince pies.
Step right up and take a shot, you been talking the talk, come let's see what you got. Come first forth and walk the walk, as this talk is so cheap, that you continuously squawk.
Preposterous fool, though you carried on. Barely an amateur, you just begun. To be pompous, one does not have to reach Bombastic barriers have been breached.
Break time finally came around and I followed Florence out onto the playground (god knows why it's still called that, we're 16 for goodness sake).
So after landing my new job as a Supermarket greeter , a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....