Wacko Smacko, I Don't Think So!
@MelchiorJ13 Jack, Jack, Jack. It's gonna take a bigger man than you to give me a whack.
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Yes, Wacko
@sjw Whoa, Sienna. What a mess. (I know the 80's made your dress,) But, just because I said the truth, Does not mean you can stalk, stalk, sleuth. At my door, with a belt, you say.
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Always Go Full Cray
Something unusual happened to me today. I was chatting to this bloke and he went full cray. Calling me names for no particular reason. If this were olden times he'd be hung for treason.
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You Don't Know Shit Joke
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane when the stranger turned to her and said 'let's talk.
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Romantic Semantics
She said: "I will never love anyone like I love you." He said: "Is that good. Or does that mean you'll love all the others differently.
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Shaken Not Stirred.
Get out of my face You ain't even in the race. Play your silly games Don't think for a second we're the same You don't fool me People like you are ten a penny.
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I'm Here
Woah there tiger who rattled your cage. You think this your audience and you rule the stage.
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Wheelbarrow
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.
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Awesome comebacks
Person: Move it fat boy. You: I can lose weight but you'll always be an ass hole. ( from the movie run fat boy run.) Here's one I used when I was eight years old and this girl had been picking on me.
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Yawn
You think that was an argument we had last night. That was me laughing at your verbal shite.
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Foolish
You wanna play this dangerous game. With this lady you will have to take your aim Three steps ahead of your devious ways But I have my secrets and you will pay You think you can outsmart this girl.
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Much Ado About Nothing
This is the speech that got me into drama school.... :O, she misused me past the endurance of a block.
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Reply To Rap
Ok big alpha man. You don't have enough animal in you to fill a pepperarmi. Maybe you're a snickers cos' you're full of nuts you're just barmy. I may go around mewing life's not fair.
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Melody Battle 2
Round 2 of the rap battle with @melody Dude you didn't even link me in How to think you ever gonna win.
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Melody's Game
Rap battle reply for @Melody who challenged me :-) Warning. Swear words and sexual themes.
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Lucy Locket
#darknursery Lucy Locket lost her pocket Kitty Fisher found it.. There was not a penny in it, But a ribbon round it. 'Give me back my money, bitch.
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Joke
Two business men were setting up a shop and were into the second day with just a counter and a few shelves put up.
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Proper -Chapter 1
"Theodore-Fredrick Turner, the name feels like icing on the tip of ones tongue does it not?" a bubbling giggle escaped her mouth "The wine that man drinks should be forced into the mouths of all the...
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Lawyer vs Blonde
So this lawyers on a long train journey and is sitting next to a blonde. Deciding to waste some of the time, the lawyer proposes a game.
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STUPID COMEBACKS FTW
Guy: Your dumb. Me: Well Your mom is so dumb that when she took a test and she failed people said "Woah shes dumb!". Guy: Ummmm that was horrible.
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Deadliest women
So a guys in a dark bar and turns to the girl next to him and says "do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The woman turns to him and says "I'm the women's heavy weight champion of the world and i'm...
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Off To Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
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Untitled
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second ….
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