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#weeklyopusschallenge His purple face gasps for air, The evil rope won't let him. Choking, he struggles but fails, The man's fate looks deathly grim.
#weeklyopusschallenge Watch the colors burst in flame, Sending sparks throughout the sky. Booms echoing in your ears, Here, debris can really fly.
-Not something I world recommend reading to young children, the ending is a bit 'dark' in tone and will likely upset some adults too.
Good morning boys and girls. Now, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, long, long, ago, there was.....
Jewel's from pulp fiction: #weeklyopusschallenge *the challenge was to method write like method actn in 'character * I'm tire of bull shit mothafuhckas Of weak ass poems done by weak ass...
#weeklyopusschallenge BREAKING NEWS. FATHER CHRISTMAS HAS MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED. Pippa Latipus reports. Yesterday evening, at 11:43, Mrs M. Claus, 839, noticed her husband, Mr S.
#weeklyopusschallenge The buzz today is all about Mr. Santa Claus, who has vanished, last seen chasing a Coca Cola truck with his picture on it.
#weeklyopusschallenge It appears that Father Christmas who was last seen in Norway, as been arrested tonight after being found drunk and disorderly with the last remnants of a WHISKEY bottle.
#weeklyopusschallenge Yes, it's true. Artic explorers, eager to find Father Christmas, treaded to his lair in the North Pole and astonishingly could NOT find him.
The world today is waking up to news that Christopher Kringle, the inventor of Christmas has disappeared.
BREAKING NEWS!. FATHER CHRISTMAS DISAPPEARED Yes that's right Opussia, the bearded man in the big red suit has vanished, from his cabin in the North Pole.
So here I am, peacefully sleeping like I do for most of the year, when suddenly I am completely blinded. I was tempted to panic, but remembered the rules: no moving when a human was around.
#weeklyopusschallenge. A day in the life of Mrs Santa Claus, it's not what you might think. You see Santa's a dirty bastard and he also likes a drink.
#weeklyopusschallenge I'm the angry little fairy that sits upon your tree You really have no idea what life is like for me.
#weeklyopusschallenge Warning. Bad language . A Day in the Life of...... Rudolph . Yep, that's me. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer - the most famous reindeer in the world.
#weeklyopusschallenge 'Twas the night before Christmas, 'nder a faint moonlight's glow. The pine tree was dressed with lights and fake snow.
#weeklyopusschallenge. Hi all I'm Mrs Mistletoe,. Ill tell you about my day,. Just so you all know,. So listen to what I'm about to say,. Today I attended a Christmas party,.
#weeklyopusschallenge Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the day, Little kids, nothing smells: 'Cause Santa's on the way. Filling his sack with gifts, An iPod or a doll, Maybe a makeup set.
#weeklyopusschallenge I was wandering up in the snowy mountains of north pole, The gusty winds blew freely with the icy cold.
#weeklyopusschallenge 11:11:2012 3:15p.m The culprit : A middle aged woman (I use that term loosely) was arrested in Londons West End today.
There were some very profound and poignant letters to the future. I enjoyed reading every single one. Well done Opussians. Ok... This week there has been a crime against fashion.