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blindsilence
blindsilence

The Insanely Simple Guide To Being Healthy So You Don't Die Of Being Fat And Unhealthy.

Because people is dumb I thought it was about time that someone created a guide to help people live their lives in a better manner so that they don't die.

14 11 496 words
TheCodsPollocks
TheCodsPollocks

Fight The Good Fight

#sundayrepost (8 months ago) Today I was the victim of an unprovoked attack But I didn't have the courage or the will to fight them back So I thought that I'd just sit there and pretend they don't...

30 8 138 words
avolavit
avolavit

A Shame In Your Skinniness

(Forewarning: there will be lots of cursing.) Fuck you And your skinny ass My apologies My fat ass is a shame to Be in your presence You rub your weight In my face I'm under 198.

8 6 187 words
Tiia
Tiia

Pro Points

I blame it all on weightwatchers. They have turned me in to a health freak. Lost a stone and a half already, and now I have to weigh myself every day not once a week.

12 0 283 words
misslittleDHP
misslittleDHP

Wait Weight!!

Ok so I knew I'd put on some weight Just a tad, something I hate But lately I'd been a bit low So to the fridge I would go Eating was a guilty pleasure Just steer clear of a tape measure I didn't...

72 43 246 words
Delilah
Delilah

Pudgy Polly

'Right,' said Pudgy Polly As she woke on Monday morn.

10 6 348 words
misslittleDHP
misslittleDHP

I Used To Think Diets Were For Wimps

I used to think diets were for wimps Until I saw some pics of myself My god what was I thinking When I wore that dress.

2 0 188 words
cooldrim
cooldrim

Exercise

Bloke calls a company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.

42 4 333 words
PetePadilla
PetePadilla

My 500 Calorie Diet

I once again just started a 500 calorie diet. Sounds crazy, I know, but it's doctor supervised and it's not my first time going on it so I know it works for me.

4 2 182 words