School Joke
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the sarcastic teacher.
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up " said the sarcastic teacher.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.
A new teacher on her fist day tries to make use of her psychology course. So she asks " if u think u are dumb stand up." two minutes later a little boy stands up.
A girl. Let's name her Sophie. Sophie had recently finished her exams at high school. She did well in them and was quite a geek in most subjects.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy new shoes ( he is 84) We decided to grab a bite at the food court.