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LukaB
LukaB

You Following This...?

Half the people you know are below average. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

20 4 159 words
jaderock47
jaderock47

Words Mean Everything

1. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. 2.time is a great teacher, but unfortunatley it kills all it's pupils... 3.

6 1 143 words