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Work is crap it's really hard,. To get out my bed and leave my yard,. It's the same old thing every single day,. I just bloody wish it would go away,. The Boss is thankless I've always found,.
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Work is crap it's really hard,. To get out my bed and leave my yard,. It's the same old thing every single day,. I just bloody wish it would go away,. The Boss is thankless I've always found,.
I just met an ex alcoholic. He was out on a frolic. Having a fag before work. He'd been drinking that's a cert. He said to me 'I've been an alcoholic twice'. I smiled and said that nice.
The lonely delivery man. Getting boxes out of the van. He does a job that he must hate. All his dreams are made to wait. He delivers every parcel with a smile. Always going that extra mile.
#adventchallenge Hang up the stockings Decorate the tree Light the candles It's Christmas Eve. Carrot for Rudolph Whiskey for dad Mince pie for Santa That's all we had.
I'm a cockney geezer and I've got a cockney walk. I bowl around my estate and talk in riddles when I talk. 'Your havin a bubble mate' or 'I'm on the dog and bone'.
I scrape my living, Through some endless means, For mother and child, Unlike other teens. Don't come to me, All big and smart, Complaining of life, That to mine, is art.
12 cans of lager. 11 dna tests. 10 dads to choose from. 9 teeth between them. 8 squeezed in tracksuits. 7 smack addicts. 6 dunlop trainers. 5 STOLEN RINGS. 4 useless slags. 3 gormless chavs.
I'm a terrorist by proxy 'Cos it seems my taxes pay For rabble rousing preachers And their extended stay I work from dawn 'til dusk As quiet as a mouse I don't even earn enough For a five bedroomed...
#household #procrastination High above streets Amid glass suites To gleam away grime Streak free shine I tower above The push and shove 'Tween reflections of clouds Above the crowds Just me and...
The last couple of chapters have been all doom and gloom so hopefully this will be a bit cheerier. It's not very long but this is what my imagination produced after spending half an hour gardening.
Mummy says, it's ok that your friends laugh at you; Mummy says, it's fine that what your friends have we can't afford; Mummy says, other people won't understand that we have to work our asses off...
Does a thousand pound make a poor man rich.
Charlie was woken the next day by the gentle muffles from his sick brother. However, Charlie had woken several times in the tedious night as Will's violent coughing was very loud.
#songcompetition There's a man in the factory, You know he sweats 12 hours a day, He's toiled and sweated for 20 years to the day, But he's got a light switched on, That takes the toiling...
If you can see the failing In pushing till you bleed Endeavour beyond common sense You should have been his seed Planted in a garden He tended twenty years Effort in and progress out You'll get just...
I wrapped you up in paper again. Found comfort from the smell of fresh paint. And the luxurious fluff beneath my feet. The shiny steel cooks the feast. Then I lay down on the clean cotton sheets.
Dear daughter, You think my life's just a box of chocolates. You think I have it easy. Well you're dead wrong. I work all day long so that you can have a better life than I did.
Living lively in the gutter Track suits, placcy bags, Lives full of clutter, Of daytime TV, Fake-gold jewellery, Teenage Mothers, Cig in one hand, Baby in the other, Of drinking, drinking,...
Now 'ears a little story, You're gonna like a lot, It's all about me missus, She used to be a slut, I met her on the piss you see, As you fuckin' do, And she said "'Ows about it love?" "One hour or...
#household (best read with scouse accent) Calm down calm down Said Terry to Trev Do ya wanna go clubbin' With Sharon and Bev.
Every bleedin' budget it's the same ol' bleedin' fing, Up goes bleedin' petrol, and the same goes for me drink, It's gettin' so us workin men can't 'ave our perks in peace, An' as for bleedin'...
Can I possibly win the lottery.
So me and the missus get dressed all dapper, And off we trots lookin' prim an' proppa, "I wanna night out" she twines to me, So it's off down the ale'ouse for mash an' peas, "Gord 'elp us Stevo" she...
Yesterday I saw Billy Elliot, Although I already have, The brother was an idiot, And the rest were all chav, But this is on purpose, And my favourite show, The actors were nerveless, As we're all...